A Shitload of Shows This Week: Boston MA, Portsmouth NH, Peaks Island ME!

This coming week is going to be pretty freaking busy for me, show-wise. Then I'm thinking of taking a couple weeks off from performing while I get settled in to my swanky new Brighton apartment. Here is a run-down of this week's shows:

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An Interview

I was interviewed by a very prominent local reporter. Here is the interview.

When were you born?

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Once Again, I AM CAP'N CRUNCH'S GAY DAUGHTER.

Yeah, I know, I haven't been around. Between work and comedy gigs and trying to move from Sanford, Maine to Boston, Massachusetts, I haven't had a lot of blog time. This is just an update to let you know that I'm alive and to show you my second round performance from the Portland's Funniest Professional competition. I didn't advance, but I got a few good laughs and that's more than I could ask for after two months of being a stand-up.

Trailer (or) Trash? Twilight: Eclipse, Splice, & Inception

This is a (semi-, or when I feel like it) weekly feature I'm trying out on my blog. I pick several movie trailers making the rounds and review them, based on presentation, my prior knowledge of the production and/or source material, and my pre-existing prejudices against the actors/filmmakers. I am a movie nerd after all. This is TRAILER (or) TRASH?

#1: Twilight: Eclipse



Now, I tried reading the first Twilight book, and I fucking hated it.

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NBC's Community Is The Best Comedy On Television.

Yeah, I know, I haven't been posting so much, imaginary person in my mind who gives a shit about my blog. I promise you there will be more bloggage very soon. More Trailer (or) Trash?, more People That Inspire Me, and at least one more Stay Classy video in the near future.

But right now I want you to acknowledge that Community is the best comedy on TV. Yeah, sure, Glee is awesome, I'll give you that, but its overwrought song and dance production (which the writers of Community rip into in the above episode) takes it a step too schmaltzy for me at times. Plus, after every episode I watch of Glee I feel like I have to wash the gay off of me.

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Stay Classy Is BACK!

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you, ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.

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Jason Segel Wrote A Song For "Get Him To The Greek"

And it's actually pretty good!

Russell Brand can sing! Can't wait to see Get Him To The Greek. Kudos to Segel and company.

This One Goes Out To All My Boston Friends: Don't Drink The Water!

(Explanation.)