Gay For Jesus

Justin

you're opening, you know that, right?

2:15amEvan

yeah ik

2:15amJustin

okay, wow, you are gonna be tired bro

2:15amEvan

why? i stay up till 2 almost everyday

2:15amJustin

whatever works dude

2:15amEvan

just need a cup of coffee and im gtg

yo i have stayed up til 3 before

i have had like 34 hr of sleep

3-4*

2:16amJustin

shit dude

2:16amEvan

what?

2:17amJustin

that's gotta suck

2:17amEvan

meh

but i have been sleeping in since i had 2 days off

went to bed at 1 yesterday and got up at 10 30

me and my friend went to manchester mall bc he never been there at like 10p

it was awesom

2:18amJustin

cool

2:18amEvan

came back to durham at like 12

hugout with a chick from school.....wick cool

wicked*

2:19amJustin

that's cool

did you bang her?

2:19amEvan

lol

no

2:19amJustin

gay

2:20amEvan

its the second time i hae hungout wit her

2:20amJustin

fuck the shit out of her

2:20amEvan

i dont kow if she has a bf or not but i like her

2:20amJustin

tell her you want her on your dick. permanently.

2:20amEvan

my friend likes her too he thinks i should ask her out

lol

2:20amJustin

you should

the worst she could do is say no

2:21amEvan

i probably will

2:21amJustin

and call the cops

2:21amEvan

yeah ik

cops?

for what?

2:21amJustin

and lie and say you accosted her

and then you get charged with assault

and let's be honest, they usually side with the woman

2:21amEvan

and this is good why?

u are something else

2:22amJustin

because you get to go to jail, and knowing you, you'll get passed around like currency

like you always wanted

2:22amEvan

hahaha ur gay

2:22amJustin

but yeah, ask her out, for reals

2:22amEvan

thats the only reason u would say something like that

but yeah i like her she is cool and cute

2:23amJustin

ha ha, yeah, gay for Jesus

that's good!

2:23amEvan

rofl

2:23amJustin

i g2g to bed

see ya

2:23amEvan

laterz